Some quotes to use when needed... Behold the power of words!
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<h2>Party Quotes</h2>
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<LI>How to get your [<a href="/index.php?state=husband&load=as358">husband</a>|<a href="/index.php?state=boyfriend&load=as358">boyfriend</a>: name=Henry] to go to a party he doesn't want to go to.</a>
<LI>How to announce your <a href="/index.php?load=as377">unwanted arrival [to name=James] at a party</a> you might have been invited to, in spite of the first clause.
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